that was my plan to give you a boner

randomegbert:

turntechpullsthestrings:

yep worshipping johns is my middle name howd you guess it

magic, dave. i have it. i bet you don’t!

nope im the least magical dude ive ever met

thestridebackmachine:

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yours too i see

what can i say

my goal in life is to suck every egberts dick

do you limit yourself to egberts i cant help but be curious

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eroticbaker:

[I don’t think there’s a list or directory for this yet, is there? I want to add people…]

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randomegbert:

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my blog is turning into a real dave party. have you come to worship at the john alter too?

i bet you have.

yep worshipping johns is my middle name howd you guess it

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pneumatactician:

turntechpullsthestrings:

im so domestic its kind of sick okay

dont talk to anyone much cept precious and he aint ironic hes a huge fuckin dork

Hahahaha— sorry, I shouldn’t laugh.

But the image of you being domestic is kind of hilarious.

I really hope you aren’t talking about me. I’m pretty sure if you ever called me precious I would have to die of embarrassment. Even if it is an alternate version of me. Jesus, I think I’m flushing already.

Excuse you, I am awesome as hell.

Ain’t a fuckin dork.

aw cute i think weve found your phobia

and no its another dave

he really is a huge dork he has harry potter marathons and shit

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pneumatactician:

turntechpullsthestrings:

what i pretty much only talk to striders 

nothing i am doing nothing and ive done nothing for a while

its thrilling

That sounds boring as shit.

Not the only talking to Striders bit, that’s pretty cool.

Though, I don’t see how your life can be rather boring with that amount of Strider. I mean, we’re the bees knees here. If anything, your life should be full of ironic hectic behavior. Not that I’m judging you prematurely.

You’re more favorable to the quiet, home life?

im so domestic its kind of sick okay

dont talk to anyone much cept precious and he aint ironic hes a huge fuckin dork

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pneumatactician:

turntechpullsthestrings:

yeah i do and i dont think you have but ive been known to be wrong

sup lil man

Hm, you seem very familiar. You look almost exactly like my Guardian. Then again, with all these timeline shenanigans going on, it can be hard to tell.

Nothing much is going on here, bro.

Though you can easily tell that, no doubt. It’s good to see a familiar Strider-esque face. I don’t get to normally converse with one, unless you count in the mirror. 

Anything special you’re up to?

what i pretty much only talk to striders 

nothing i am doing nothing and ive done nothing for a while

its thrilling

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